so_confused

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
teaboot
focsle

I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

missmoneyhenny

I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.

focsle

Okay I must clear this up more concretely since this has gone far beyond my circle of folks who have the context of Why This Is Actually Funny, because there are thousands of people here who are like ‘kids are so rude, kids are so evil, I hate kids’ when…

1) Kids are little humans and they’re learning and they should be treated as little humans who are learning. Don’t be a dick to kids. Adults who are assholes to kids is such a bad look, and kids remember that shit.

2) This particular child was being SO earnest and ‘except for you’ was said not as an insult but like ‘oh…you’re the last one left 😢’.

I dress like this everyone:

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[ID: image of a person wearing a puffy 18th century shirt, waistcoat, and cravat.]

Thank u, goodnight.

OH well yea then thats on you kid is hilarious tho how old were they supposed to be? kindergarten?
narrativelysignificantturtleduck
samleewins

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I lied.

Have one more!

I haven't seen this one done yet.

Please follow for more art and animations!

Also, check out my Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@mechanicalpengi/videos

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ID: an animated version of katara and aang in the barbie mugshot meme. katara blinks, looking worried, and her sign reads 'Omashu PD June Pippinpaddle-opsicopolis'. aang wears his wig and mustache from their Omashu disguises, and he cracks a grin while raising his sign reading 'Omashu PD Bonzu Pippinpaddle-opsicopolis III' end ID.

SOKKA should be on the left Katara was immediately on in the fake name
teaboot
viva-1a-resistance

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

the-haiku-bot

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

lastvalyrian

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frost-sodalis

It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.

the-haiku-bot

It’s full circle now.

He did it, by god he did.

What a little champ.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

alledherlu-q-pereon

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